Just for a Larf

This is an attempt to assist readers with the conceptual and linguistic minefield that is the contemporary lexicon of gender politics. One of the essential requirements of contemporary radical politics is that you recognise the guilt that you carry, just by being born, a sort of secular original sin. So, to help you along the way, if you are hetero, you’re probably homophobic; if you are Gay, you are probably misogynistic; if you are a woman (whoops, my bad, sorry for that) if you are a person who menstruates and a feminist, you’re definitely transphobic. 

Recognising your fallibilities is the first step to getting you to STFU about things that you are not permitted to have an opinion on.